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reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

I WISHED THAT HE’D TEXT ME AND HE DID WTF IS THIS SORCERY

Chaos!Italy is down on Omegle. She says she got banned for calling out an attention whore, but my guess is that she harassed people who RPed sick characters because they got more love and care than her Italy.

Ironic isn’t it? 

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I hate how Seychelles, Australia, New Zealand or any other formal colony having the same surname as their colonizers in modern times. There's no reason for them to keep it when they work for their independence. Stop being a bunch of lazy assholes and look up a surname it's not that hard. It's like saying that America and Canada should share the same surname as England and France.
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REBLOG | Posted 6 days ago With 2 notes
» The Hetalia Fanfic Point Game!

Now I remember why I don’t go on the fanfiction archive of Hetalia. Every story is the same. You can literally make a game out of it. And to prove it to you, I shall show you how exactly. I would make this a drinking game, but let’s face it. You guys would die of alcohol poisoning.

Before I used to do this little bingo charts floating on tumblr about certain things that are done to the bone with fanfics, so why not Hetalia?

Here’s the deal: Each plot device pertaining a certain ship gets two points, while regular things you see is basically every fanfic is one. You get bonus points for each plot device is used in said plot. You can choose against friends and compete to see who has more! 

PruCan plot with Canada being lonely and in his brother’s shadow: Two points
       -Bonus point if he’s doing self harm and Gilbert snaps him out of it like magic
      -Bonus Point: Set in Gakuen/High School AU
      -Bonus Point: Gilbert is the ‘bad boy’ of the school
      -Bonus Point: Matthew is ignored by everyone (even his brother)
      -Bonus Point: Gilbert is the first to notice him
      -Bonus Point: Matthew is bullied, and Gilbert comes to the rescue
      -Bonus Point: Matthew stutters.

Spamano plot with Romano pretending not care what Spain does to him because he’s a ‘tsundere’: Two points
      -Bonus Point if Spain keeps trying to win his affections despite all that
      -Bonus Point: Romano has some deep dark secret he doesn’t want to find out (chances are self harm)
      -Bonus Point: set in a Gakuen, or High School AU
      -Bonus Point: the first thing that comes out of Romano’s mouth is an insult and/or curseword
       -Bonus Point: Romano is in denial for the majority of the fanfic

USUK plot with Arthur being the awkward, anti-social person while America is the social butterfly: Two points
     -Bonus Point: set in a high school AU
     -Bonus Point: Arthur is nerd, and Alfred’s the jock
     -Bonus Point: Arthur is being mistreated at home
     -Bonus Point: Arthur is in denial the majority of the fanfic
     -Bonus Point: Arthur is bullied

OC plot where the OC is magically whisked away into the Hetalia world for no reason: Two points
    -Bonus Point: it’s England’s fault
    -Bonus Point: if they room with the male characters (if OC is boy, this can be ignored)
    -Bonus Point: if OC is a girl
    -Bonus Point: accompanied with a friend(s)
    -Bonus Point: OC(s) get paired up

GerIta plot where Feliciano and Ludwig are already a couple (It’s rare to see fanfics of them meeting for the first time): Two points
    -Bonus Point: Ludwig is always telling Italy what to do about everything
   -Bonus Point: Feliciano talks about pasta (constantly)
   -Bonus Point: Feliciano cooks pasta (constantly)
   -Bonus Point: Ludwig drinks beer (constantly)
   -Bonus Point: Ludwig is cursed out by Lovino

Fanfic toss ups!

One Point: Each catchphrase is used: ‘Awesome’; ‘Chigi’; ‘Fusososo’ etc.

One Point: Each time a non Japanese character calls a character by their Japanese name: ‘Doitsu’

One Point: Unnecessary love triangle: FrUKUS, Flying Pangle etc
   -Bonus Point: one is cheating on the other with third person
   -Bonus Point: if one is abusing the other

One Point: Reader insert/OC in Gakuen/High School AU
   -Bonus Point: Elizabeta tries to get everyone together
   -Bonus Point: Elizabeta is the Reader/OC’s best friend
   -Bonus Point: OC/Reader is in love triangle
   -Bonus Point: BFT are the bullies of the school

One Point: Letter fics
   -Bonus Point: letters addressed to Nation/State/City OC

One Point: Truth or dare fics

One Point: 95% of the couples in fanfic are gay
    -Bonus Point: Elizabeta got them all together
    -Bonus Point: she runs a secret yaoi club, and takes pictures of yaoi couples
    -Bonus Point: Kiku is her assistant

One point: Each vowel that is missing from Sweden’s dialogue that is missing two or more vowels from the entire sentence.

One point: Each ‘aru’, ‘da’, ‘ve’, etc. 

One point: Each time Feliks (Poland) cross dresses (when we clearly see him in pants)
     -Bonus Points” Each time he speaks like a valley girl

One point: Each time ‘Bloody’, ‘wanker’, and ‘git’ is used by Arthur

One point: Each time France, Spain, or Prussia violates someone

One point: Switzerland is trigger happy
      -Bonus Point: He threatens people with his gun
      -Bonus Point: He tries to block anyone from being Lichtenstein’s friend

One point: Lichtenstein being portrayed as naive
       -Bonus point if she shares Vash’s last name

One point: Belarus is portrayed a crazy stalker who tries to ruin Russia’s relationships
       -Bonus point: ‘Marry me brother’
       -Bonus point: Each time she uses her signature knife

One point: Norway is heartless. emotional person
       -Bonus point: Each time he he tells Iceland to call him’Big brother’

One point: Denmark is annoying and loud
       -Bonus point: Each time he’s drinking beer

One point: Finland is a total weakling who relies on Sweden all the time

One point: Iceland is not being sassy (Sassy Iceland is the best)

One point (each): Every country that has the last name either Kirkland, Bonnefoy, or Carriedo instead having their own last names since they’re independent.

If anyone wants to add more, they can go right ahead. I’m totally open for more ideas to this thing, and I’m certain I skipped a few during this.
Now straighten your legs, and start walking

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We’ve got even more spooky learnings in store for you this year.

^^^WHAT HE SAID^^^

Today’s my birthday as well as the Japanese voice actor for France, Masaya Onosaka. We’re both old enough to drink in all countries! It’s no surprise we share the same birthday. We’re both flawless. Lol.

I really don't mind you complaining, so long as it makes you feel better.

At this point, it doesn’t matter anymore. Nothing will ever change. My parents won’t magically be there for me, my sister will leave for good, my grandma’s not coming back, and I’ll always be left out whatever I do. There’s just no point anymore.

REBLOG | Posted 1 week ago With 0 notes
Why does the ring depress you?
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Well it’s not entirely the ring that depresses me. I apologize for saying that in the first place. I should probably explain with a read more.

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